Friday, February 04, 2005

My New (Notional) Girlfriend

Oh Yulia Tymoshenko! You have been an oligarch, and an advocate for people power. Now you are the new Prime Minister of the Ukraine. But you can also be the Prime Minister of my heart!

Would you consider running for office here in the states? ...perhaps ditching your family for a love-struck graduate student? I can be very charming and I have long opposed the Russo-phile policies of Leonid Kuchma.

Maybe a letter-writing campaign is called for, comrades. Check out her personal website.

A boy has to dream a little.

2 Comments:

Blogger Idris said...

OK, so it can be hard juggling super-stardom with roots-maintainance... but I'd be willing to overlook that small fact. Anyway, now that the electoral crisis is over, I'm sure Yulia will have more time for salons and whatnot.

BTW: I've heard that the braid thing is controversial, but I think it is totally hot.

Re: the Girl-Toy comment: I was sort of imagining that I'd fill the boy-toy role... you know: the saucy cabana boy/personal secretary. I'd pad around the home-office wearing nothing but a euro-style bathing suit. Maybe she'd want a massage after a long day of fighting corruption... Or I could administer foot rubs while she negotiates with Vladimir Putin on her cell-phone... I could spend summers at the dacha working on the old dissertation. It would be sweet.

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